A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Seriously. The press needs to ask him one question at a time. Speak to him like the petulant child that he is, and don’t hand him an exit to uncomfortable questions.

Unintelligable word salad peppered with empty promises.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I’ve had it with mr. Gruden ruining football.

In America, “genius” is an insult.

I’d grab some books and read during recess. It was great. Fuck off, Gruden.

I'd click on this, but I left my anti-tongue-swallowing stick at home. God damn is Emrick awful.

Just the most overrated announcer in pro sports.