Once, I saw two people having an argument on Twitter.

No, he just poured more petrol on it.

Could we please have less of you? I could say “more of you”, like you did for this brilliant comedic effect you produced, but eh, we’re at a point where there can’t really be more of you, not even for comedy’s sake. A quick glance at your comment history produced usage of terms like “faggot” and “SJW”, so yeah, there…

It’s almost as if Dan thinks politics have implications on a global scale. How silly of him.

(And if anyone should be ashamed, it’s the person snootily bloviating for three paragraphs about an imaginary slight. You can actually read your monocle fogging up with indignation as you typed that out.)

Fellow non-American here. I guess cos we can’t buy anything on Kinja deals, we don’t really count.

To me, yes, but I think a lot of people deserve to die.

Wait a second. Did you just admit being wrong to someone? In 2017? On the internet? What the hell is wrong with you?! Please edit your response to read as follows:

Well, “less” would be ungrammatical. So “fewer” it is.

this week is GLASSJAW WEEK, BABY

*farts*

isn’t that Sid James as Thanos? His dirty cackle will be awesome as he grabs his stones.

....is this a good time to point out that the Carry On films aren’t actually part of the MCU?

Can you blame them? They have a lot of money invested in “Hobo With A Shotgun 2: Son of a Bum”

I’d go so far as to say it’s the only great movie I’ve seen this year, even better than Lady Bird (which was very enjoyable but something that’s been made countless times before).

Unpopular opinion: I liked Mother!

My vagina and I don’t give a queef about the royal family.

Dear Prince Ruprecht The Monkey Boy,

Boys, boys, boys, relax! Both of your countries are full of regressive racists and people who vote in their worst interests. Can’t we all just get along?

Sure Trump is a bonafide embarrassment but the Brits voted to destroy their own economy because brown people so from my perspective that’s a wash.

I’m not even sure why people in the UK care about the royals. They are legally the most useless people in their silly little country. Stick to lionizing mediocre footie players, Brits.