“The LAPD’s investigation into the accusations against Masterson is technically ongoing, although at last report, it had supposedly stalled out.”

Pretty soon, worship of Churchill is going to be rightly recognized as shameful hagiography of a genocidal brute, so I’m wondering if the people behind these movies just hope they’ll die before that happens or what

India.

Superman wakes up to Limp Bizkit’s Break Stuff!

If you think about it, there’s actually a lot to suggest that Verbal Kint isn’t Keyzer Soze, and that Kobayashi is Soze.

I am so going to miss Capaldi. He was fantastic, best of the modern Doctors, and easily Top 3 ever. Too bad the show wasn’t as good as he deserved.

Lil Peep is survived by his father, Jared Leto’s Joker.

Or they could simply cast that delightful actor who played Jeffrey Tambor’s twin brother in Arrested Development. That guy looked almost exactly like Tambor and also had beautiful long hair.

This guys is amazing, he’s even starred in movies 18,000 years from now!

Whaaaaaaat? Dr. Strange was not mediocre.

My name is also Will Smith, but I’m not a fan. People ask me why don’t I go by “William” or “Bill” or “Billy.” But why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks!

...robbing us in the United States of one of our few remaining pillars of moral superiority over pretty much any other English-speaking country in the world.

Ah, yes, the naughty gay grandpa archetype, stock character found across European folklore dating all the way back to the ancient era. Who can forget the timeless moral message of Aesop’s “The Fox, the Hen and the Naughty Gay Grandpa”?

I thought he was the the cackling monkey lizard thing that sat on Jabba the Hutt’s tail.

Taste in music is ultimately subjective but one can make plenty of objective criticisms of that song and that band. You wouldn’t have to agree with them but clichés are clichés for a reason.

I can’t go with you there friend. That song is so cheesy listening to it makes me gain five pounds.

Seriously, no Nickelback? I mean, I get that hating on them is a little cliche, but I think “Photograph” is quite possibly the worst song I’ve heard in my entire life.

How is that not awesome?

You shut your filthy mouth about Six!