IT WAS A CATCH

Memba NES?

Do they include a nice tote bag with a sustaining membership? Maybe a travel mug that says, “Coffee + Milk = Abomination”?

In fairness to Trump, he’s a pathological liar and fundamentally unfit to run a banana stand (because there’s money in it), so…um…that’s it. Fuck him.

woooooooooooosh

If the lone wolf attackers organized into jurisdictional forces, were tasked by the government to protect and serve the population within that jurisdiction, were paid salaries with our tax dollars, formed incredibly powerful unions, went back in time to establish decades of oppression-based tactics, then came back to…

I hope they loot your cul-de-sac

I don’t want to know how many Americans found this on accident by Googling “Kaepernick Lynch.”

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Tom, being not impressed.

..and a Nintendo rep will come to your house periodically to delete your levels.

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

While we’re clearing the air, can we please stop standing for “God Bless America” during the seventh inning stretch? Every time I do it, I feel like the terrorists won.

[“I skipped last year’s”]

God that was great.

Hmm and yet I’ve never heard him complain about playing for the coach who enabled Riley Cooper...

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”