Definitely MechaGoatse.

Saw a mermaid once. I saw the woman half sticking out of the water, waving her hands frantically towards me, so I waved back, just to be friendly, I’ve never met a mermaid before, so what do you even say?? Then she disappeared under the water and must have swam back to her mercity. Pretty neat little day at the beach.

Do we not like him? I like him.

We are all half centaur.

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

Exactly. What people fail to realize is that people who wear cargo shorts don’t think they are cool. They just don’t give a shit what others think, which is cooler than someone who cares what others think.

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

You.

Nintendo Worker A: “Oh, man. We don’t have any major title for the Wii U’s holiday season. What do we do to rake in cash?”

Is self-parody covered under Fair Use?

Bucks fan here, at least you didn’t trade Dirk Nowitzki for Tractor Traylor.

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

The smallest library of games and a major loss of market ground to the Playstation is offset by some of the greatest games ever.

If somebody just told Isringhausen that Smith was wearing a super tight brown shirt, he’d probably be fine with that.

You're right. You absolutely have no sense of humor.

Wouldn’t Ramsay just release 1000 arrows at once if he saw this? I hated Rickon’s lack of zig-zag as much as the next guy, but I think the kid was fucked either way.

Careful now or you’re going to attract Yankee fans to show you what out of touch assholes really look like.

Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

McBride claims Lawler struck her in the head and pushed her against a stove while Lawler claims McBride scratched him in the face, threw a candle at him and kicked him in the groin.