I’m pretty sure the “Hero fails” timeline is just a bad translation. It’s not that he really failed, it’s that the Hero wasn’t there. When Link is transported in OoT, it is after he receives the Ocarina. He then defeats Ganon as an adult and is sent back in time to just before he meets Zelda as a child, but there is…

Jesus, you’ve missed out.

But unlike skyrim, it wont have absolute shit combat, weird doll-looking people, and thousands of bugs.

You’re my favorite parody account on this site.

I hope the Cardinals get to the NIT and lose.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

What irrelevant district does this dipshit represent?

“Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon...”

You did it! You were the first to comment on a PS+/Games with Gold article to say that the free games suck! Congratulations, you special snowflake!

So, whose job is it to attempt to explain to Rovell why this is funny?

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

He just always says the wrong thing, like he has cancer of the mouth or something.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

There is no traveling or pivot foot restrictions on in bounds plays.

You can see he dribbled, right?

The same thing people get out of watching reality TV?

I just want to know why the titular rain is so heavy. Is there something wrong with the game’s gravitational pull?

It appears that Hank is alive, but possibly not well after Sammy Sosa adopted him.

Christ, will this broad ever stop taking her top off?

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.