Just because you can’t do something 100% perfectly, doesn’t mean you should do it 100% not at all. Nobody believes a law will lead to zero gun fatalities. You pass the law to reduce the number. Right now any yahoo can kill someone with a gun. We’re trying to make it so that only super smart, super sneaky yahoos can…

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Reminder: the people who comment “who cares? why is this news?” are absolutely not emotionally indifferent to it.

Tough but fair.

I wasn’t going to star this, then I read “Topical as fuck” and laughed hysterically for about 20 seconds. #TheLittleThings

Glad to see Lennay Kekua has found a new beau.

Those numbers should probably be reported net of tithing.

“meh.”

The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

There’ve been plenty of rookies who think they are hot shit and too cool to make a kids day. They learn as they mature in the league I’ve found. Forgive and move on.

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

That’s why i only swim in ools ,no p to worry about.

What sicko dad wants a blowjob from their kid?

Start writing a blog so I can follow it.

You ever see someone who ordered a hot dog end up looking like this? Didn’t think so.

Somehow this is going to hurt the Lions.

So he had a terrible taste in videogames. Honestly the more you hear about this guy.

Aww how nice they got Curt Schilling a playmate.

“It’s like a... just like a [burp] fucking boar in a Chinese shop, you know what I mean?”