I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Did you guys hear about Bill Simmons????

I see those as means to an end. What I want to see is some games continuing to do what they do now - for those who love it, like I love big overwrought RPGs - but to take the player OUT of their comfort zone, too. To put them in a vulnerable place, an emotionally foreign place... think of the breadth of experience…

A unicorn and a women’s orgasm...Two of the most mythical tales together in the same room.

People give a lot of hate to blue shells, but lightning is THE most bullshit.

He posted in response to an article not giving it a free pass ....

Now I’ll never be able to bounce my grandson on my knee, tell him about Kentucky’s magical season and try to explain to him what the word “vacated” means.

Exhibit A:

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

As someone with all three new-gen systems, here's how it breaks down for me:

We have lost sight of what a console should be if Nintendo is the only system with fun as the leading response. This goes to show how sad this console generation is going to be.

Judging by your comments here, you obviously can't tell a good game from a bad game because you rely on your precious graphics.

One of the best comments I have ever seen on the Gawker network was regarding the whole Brian Williams fiasco:

I used to work there. I was in charge of the ticket counter and cleaning the slide/tube system when someone peed, pooped, or puked in it, which was basically every day. The tubes were 105 degrees and the solution burned my eyes so bad. I would rather clean the tubes twice a day than work the ticket counter. There was…

I love the Kinect. It's so bad.

So how is 1L CrimPro going for you so far?

Battletoads blindfolded.