because people are full of double standards.

Three games in fifteen years is the definition of restraint in this industry. If Nintendo were like any other developer of its size we'd have a new Smash every October like clockwork, with lots of preorder bonuses and cutscenes voiced by b-list celebrities. And maybe every 5th sequel would have something moderately…

So if I went an made a game with a huge diverse cast; gay, bi, lesbian, tran, women, cripples, asians, blacks (but no straight white guys, because god forbid), and made it ten minutes long, it'd be the best thing ever? Because that's what I'm reading here.

I'd make #3 be "Stop being shitheads to new and casual fans, as well as people that just don't like soccer."

That's a lot of ports.

Hey, Brian McCann, shouldn't you be busy playing the Nationals right now?

Thanks for stopping by!

Everyone outside of St. Louis hates the Cardinals and their insufferable fans, who love Jesus, think that they are classy, are pretty racist, and can't spell Busch stadium.

Back in my day, if you wanted to be bored watching your friend play, you had to sit on their couch.

You could move to a 'good area' by, you know, something something bootstraps.

your taste buds should be revoked.

C'mon Remy, it's not like Escobar murdered someone.

Man I need to open a window to cool myself down from this scorching take.

Get off Deadspin, Charlie Hustle. Your boss isn't paying you by the comment.

In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?

the "play the right way" generation is trying to smother it in the crib.

Little known fact: Terry Rainer was willing to give it up that day. Good on you for waiting the prescribed five weeks.

anyone seen Aldon Smith lately?

She said no, but when you're wearing the new Beats by Dre Studio Wireless headphones with adaptive noise-cancelling technology, you hear what you want.

This is coming out for the PC right?!?! Right???