At the risk of sounding even meaner than the "pranksters" here- What kind of neckbeard follows a goddamn graphics engine on Twitter?

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

Look I don't see why having a canine in the locker room is such a big deal? I mean, stop announcing your species to the world. I'm not a dogophobe, but WHO CARES! I repeat I am not a dogophobe, i could care less who likes to sniff whose butt, but don't tell me about it. Also where is this dog going to shower? Just…

Somewhere, Darren Sharper just got an erection.

Shit, if I could do that, that would solve everything.

Well, statistically, if a player plays three seasons, five years is lifetime coverage.

"Wow, they did it!"

I'm pretty sure those two are with a group from Miami. Look at the Marlins fan seated right behind them.

Associated Bank: Putting Families Out Into The Cold Since 2009.

When Larry Sanders was talking about the white man dragging his people down, he was just talking about Luke Ridnour.

You just opened the gates of comment hell. This is what will happen.

Asking if God of War is coming is like asking Nintendo if a Zelda game will come out....

When your console is struggling you can't afford to alienate white people!!!!

Yeah it's so weird that people enjoy structurally similar and beautifully executed action puzzle games with charming characters and a fun world on a biannual basis.

You'd have to kidnap it and lock it away in your house first, per Cleveland tradition.

Both of these issues could be remedied by the use of Sheepskins.

As a two-year-old browns fan, I'd've figured he'd go for the toddy.