Absolutely one of the greatest posts in Deadspin history. Screw the Cardinals and their hypocrisy.

I guess a lot of the vitriol (much of it coming from me) is about this specific Braves team being everything that a good chunk of people dislike about baseball, which is how little fun a lot of the players seem to be having out there. I believe it's starting to lose popularity among younger people (I imagine the…

I think you mean "duchenne"

Dear Andsy, Come back when you have a comment that isn't completely stupid.

Thank God I was wearing my new Lapdance Shorts!

As a middle-aged man with a relatively happy house hold - nice wife, children still in the house, my life has lost a lot of its excitement. My kids are great and all - love taking the daughter out to her soccer games and even to the mall. My son, however, is a different story. Always holed up in the house, no…

"My site gets 100M page views a month," Florio says, sliding his little legs through the harness and tightening the chest straps. "It's a very popular blog about athletes getting arrested, and people like it. They like me, too." His voice is shaking now, the adrenaline coursing through his veins. It's so high up here…