Then repeat to yourself… something something show something… how's that line go again?

Gah, I'm a gentile from central Ohio and I still can't stand the foamy Wonder-bread donuts that pass for bagels in most of America.

The millennial's what, and which millennial?

You must be the toast of 7th-grade biology, kid.

ITT: Lots of people with very strong opinions about a show they've seen zero seconds of.

What an insightful comment. With writing skill like that, have you considered pitching a show?

Meh, can't be bothered to care about Chappelle since he started whining about Key and Peele being far more successful than him. Maybe it's not so much the fact they "stole your bit" as the fact they didn't walk away from their own show at the height of their career?! Admittedly, it was a justifiable hissy fit, but it…

Well, thank god for small favors. I don't like fanatics, and I don't trust you one whit not to commit injustices of your own in the name of your Perfect Shining Cause. You have drunk a little too deeply of the draught of self-righteousness to be safe to be around.

*covers "4chan reference" box on her Autism Thread Bingo Card*

If you say the words "fake news" I swear to god I will kill you where you stand and render you into glue. :)

I agree with you, Owen! People that make grand generalizations about other people based on their nationality are just terrible and ignorant!

You have a concept of collective guilt that would've even made the author of Leviticus pause and say, "Um, that might be a little harsh."

But didn't you see the part where they said he was white? What on earth further evidence do you need that it's terrible!?

Shows that live in glass houses…

Who are you, again?

"You see, Doctor, Earth people are biological organisms and therefore have entirely different capacities from individual to individual…"

What a cleverly non-specific, all-purpose insult. I think saying anything of substance would've just dulled your point here.

I'll never understand why people think "I sure didn't like that" would make an interesting comment. At least give us some detail about WHY it disappointed you!

He didn't specify it had to be his Disney subscription! Does he have any other subscriptions with you?

I get the impression if you asked the staff, they'd emphatically say "No! No of course not! That was a complete misunderstanding and not at all what we wanted to convey, but the fans are welcome to interpret the show however they like."