Well, there just aren't that many other entertainment options in 2017, so I guess you're stuck here with us. I'm sure your relentless positivity will shine as a beacon to us all in contrast.

Uh, most of us have known this for years and haven't seen any reason to get upset over it…?

You get to complain about stereotypes, or you get to use a ridiculous cliche like "typical snowflake." Choose only ONE of the above.

Not me— when I was living in Massachusetts the virtually identical Romneycare merely saved my eyesight.

Yeah, yeesh, what good could *discussing* mental health do? We pay people to take care of that stuff for us!

I stopped reading at the word "subroc."

Okay, I'm curious. You've established it as "bad," but not really given us much detail about how or why. Could you give us a little content?

You did.

"Me? I'm just a little orphan booooooy!"

You first.

There's this old line in activist circles about letting the perfect outweigh the good…

"Watch Spidey judge another film he hasn't actually seen— today on Clairvoyant Film Reviews!"

Boy, they sure can cram a lot of words into one sentence, though.

EXACTLY. You're right, this could be a total disaster. :)

Oh, go watch some Bergman while you sip weak tea slowly in a dark room. And leave us kids alone.

So you're telling us that what the caper film really needs to amend its flighty ways is to mimic real life in every possible aspect.

The above comment is improved drastically by being imagined in the voice of Snagglepuss.

Sorry, Lucas, you're just giving me this mental image of a bunch of AMC prestige dramas being played out by dumpy middle-aged guys in bumblebee costumes.

"At the very least, all the disconnection that plagued me for so long—the way characters revealed information at times that seemed too late to be dramatically effective, the weird hiccups and sideways jerks of the narrative, the structure that never entirely coalesced into anything coherent—was on purpose."

That… no. I don't even know where to find your argument in this huge pile of straw you just blew out your mouth.