Until I read your comment history, I genuinely couldn't tell if this was satire or self-satire.

You are the human equivalent of a fedora covered in PETA buttons, left on the subway, that nobody wants to pick up and turn in because they'd have to make contact with the layer of oil on the bottom.

Merry Christmas to you too, Joe. I hope your stocking is full of photos of starving orphans, maybe a nice Mondo Cane coloring book and some elephantitis-themed tree ornaments for added cheer. Fuckin' hell!

Geez, I would've thought that a guy with a cool action-hero name like Ruck Cohlchez would've had better things to do with his time than whine about a minor typo.

Today's headline: "OLD MAN YELLS AT THE CLOUD"

Or some people just need more hand-holding than others.

Can we pay $50 to throw up on something of yours, then? You make it sound so convenient.

> How hard could it be to teach it a simple song structure?

Yeah, I ran the numbers: "your an idiot" is mathematically the weakest possible insult you can concoct in English.

THIS JUST IN:

Lol cant believe you obviously still do, and think we're interested in sitting here listening to you bitch about it. If you're leaving, leave. Nobody's stopping you.

And the right deals with it with the consummate grace, proportion, and compassion that it constantly demands from us, because they have been so very careful about minding their own prejudices. *yawn*

Listen, Stanley Kubrick basically guessed the entire classified interior layout of a B-52 for Dr. Strangelove, to the point where it made the Air Force nervous there'd been a leak. (There hadn't. He just made a really educated guess.)

> Hell, an Aaron Sorkin version of Community and Rick and Morty sounds like nightmare fuel.

Yeah, that filled me with the same head-shaking sense of poignance I got once when I saw the creators of Small Wonder talking about what a groundbreaking and well-loved show they'd made. It's like watching a little kid who can't understand their hamster is dead and just keeps petting it. D:

Studio 60, dear. It was Studio 60.

I remember thousands of conservatives absolutely insisting that Gorbachev was the Antichrist during the 1980s, and don't seem to recall them ever explaining why they were wrong nor apologizing before they collectively decided that, oops, no, it's clearly Obama who's the Antichrist instead.

Let it try. Have you SEEN the shape that wintry old fart is in? 50 bucks on Mao.

Yeah, so much worse than any commercial animation work you've ever done!

Yeah, it's definitely not part of the this whole "comedy without laughs" thing. With Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland in charge, I don't see how it could *not* be full of goofy improv and self-referential jokes.