It's not "how were you supposed to know," it's "why did you express such a strong opinion if you knew you were missing that much information?" Pet peeve, sorry dude. At least give the show a freakin' chance to explain itself!

I find you and your borderline abusive pearl-clutching harmful. If we're _really_ going to swap histories here… I've had some dear friends be abused terribly by people who used their own status as abuse victims and stigmatized minorities as both a battering weapon and an excuse to evade responsibility for the harm…

Stamping your foot and declaring what is not OK by fiat is not a very convincing rhetorical method, especially when you seem to just casually assume your feelings must be universal among abuse victims and/or naturally devolves from some objective moral obligation the rest of us have to you.

My interest in what you think we can and can not discuss, and when, could not be detected with the most powerful electron microscope on the planet. Your victim status — tragic though it is, and correct though your point is about the scarcity of help — does not give you any special privilege to direct the public…

Do some people out there still use the word "hipsters?" The closest thing to a real semantic value I could ever pin down for that term was "a term hipsters use to complain about other hipsters." It's like a circle jerk magically distilled into eight letters. (Although now that you mention it, "people who would…

Today's nature fact: the catfish is neurologically incapable of grasping the concept of subjectivity.

Yes, *real* people vent their juvenile urges on the AV Club where they belong!

So you're saying after five years of reading comments from people bitching that the TV industry doesn't pander directly to their personal tastes, I'd find it comfortingly familiar.

My, it *is* a slow news day, isn't it!

Well, neither would've gotten you to the J-e-z-e-b-e-l website, because that's not how it's actually spelled. F-a-c-e-p-a-l-m.

I'm calling it now: it's all a spinoff. Somehow they're going to tie the Hindenburg explosion in with the Puerto Rican midget fart that Childrens Hospital took place in…

I'm not being paid enough for this conversation.

I think it's only fair that Joe Blevins should have to post his own drawings of these celebrities alongside the other fan art he's making fun of. Those who can't do… write for the AV Club.

Why does psib love to "leave" comments? Nobody ever consulted *me* about this. People should only do things that I like.

My ears hurt.

Apophenia is the new recreational drug of the 21st century.

I was kinda scanning through hoping somebody would, actually. It's perfect satire. So…

And with such lucid and thorough criticism, how can we not feel shamed? Two whole words! Trust us, honey, we don't do anything scandalous enough to merit that much mental effort.

Awww, that's cute.

You are Kathleen Richter and I demand my £5.