But "I just didn't like it" wouldn't have been nearly as convincing! He has to have the force of HIDDEN COSMIC WISDOM on his side.

Gosh, it's almost as if your opinion were just one of millions, and the show had diverse things to offer or annoy different people! But we know better, and it is your sworn duty as a Deputized Arbiter of Style to point out mistakes like this to us proles.

Yeah. In the absence of any real evidence, you're a dick for wondering — especially since I can sadly attest, having lost my dad at 11, it definitely happens. Hope this clears things up for you, dick.

Things should not exist that other people may enjoy, because you hated them as a kid. Gotcha. Anything else the entertainment industry can do for you while we're taking notes?

Raise your hand if you've been through a planet-wide collapse of human civilization. Nobody? Just me? :)

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I'm astonished you managed to get through that whole sentence without using the words "snowflakes" or "sheeple."

"Behold this slouching beast! It walks on its hind legs and deigns to speak the tongue of civilized man, and yet it tells us it has not yet seen FLETCH, of all things!"

Want we give show where funny man fall down? He fall in pie maybe!

That does kind of raise the question of what the hell you expected to find here. Pages full of emoji? Sock puppets? Pie charts?

Let's ship it with Seymour.

I'm sure Vince Gilligan will keep that in mind on the way to collecting his awards.

So… Gabriel and two random blokes.</blatant_partisan>

Given the quality of several of the butt-rock bands in the list, that's a dangerously slippery slope…

Clever… but shapeshifting aliens and Guild sovereigns* don't count.

Looks like it was a pretty friendly departure, if Twitter's any indication!

No obligation to press on, but if it's any consolation, I HATED the show the first few times I saw it. I started with the 1st season Amy Poehler and Zack Galifiniakis episodes, and for some reason they just registered with me as the standard Tim and Eric "so unfunny it's supposedly funny" schtick — which I actually…

Yeah, but Louis CK has multiple award-winning television series, and you're just sitting there making us listen to you bitch. I didn't even enjoy seeing you do that for free, so the issue of whether you're getting fairly compensated for it seems kind of moot.

Well, thank goodness you came along to settle that. So how long have you had your Media Arbiter's license?

I, too, wish everyone in the world catered to my aesthetics! I just don't feel the need to rationalize it as some sort of venomous fake concern for their well-being, because I'm a grown-up and recognize it's none of my damn business.