That's oversimplifying so many metabolic, hormonal, and genetic factors out of existence, I think you should be ashamed of your lazy intellectual habits. I've known, for example, people who had clinical thyroid problems that caused severe weight gain, and once they were properly insured and had it detected, those…

> If being fat is so 'normal' why are fat people so *desperate* to escape it?

I am appropriately neither happy nor sad. I was barely putting up with this feature.

And there's a pretty good example of why showrunners don't want to deal with this stuff. Good lord, you people are tedious company.

You might want to consider discussing a small therapeutic dose of thorazine with your caretaker. I'm saying this from a place of love, but I'm also saying this from a place of "my god, how can we make this idiot shut the hell up."

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Hmm, looks like most of the comments are from people who seriously expected this to be a completely exhaustive list of every song about nuclear war ever. "Shame and perdition! What kind of slouching, drooling beasts must populate the AVClub, for them not to include 'Iodine-131' by Einstein's Secret Orchestra*!?" Come…

> It was probably the most comedically inventive show since Eagleheart.

Betteridge's Law of Headlines has never been truer.

But first, let's disinvolve you from the project, because you're not actually funny in the slightest.

Yeah, god forbid someone with humanities experience work with film scripts. I'm not sure what kind of mentality one would have to possess for this fact to actually surprise them, but I suspect it's that of a software engineer, or someone else who misses forests for trees on a professional level.

Everything sold separately. Everyone dies eventually. Nobody gets out alive.

It sure was. And fighting it drove us to some pretty obnoxious extremes of self-righteousness, confirmation bias, blatant jingoism, and "ends justify the means" logic. It seemed pretty clear to me that this article wasn't complaining about American Rabbit being anti-Communist, but about it committing all the faults I…

I think I'd rather just give you an extended lecture on the subjectivity of humor and then proceed to ignore you.

Suggestion for your epitaph?

You had me up until you got your colas mixed up. Behold this slouching beast, who walks on its hind legs and deigns to speak a human tongue… and yet says it wants a COKE instead of an RC!

You should hurry on back to Tumblr, honey. This isn't a safe space, so you can't win all your arguments by calling "-isms" on people.

I'm sure he's heartbroken he's disappointed a man of your dignity and fame, Mr. McPickleshitter.

I'm amazed the reviewer's reacting as if this were a shock. I thought Doc and Jackson were pretty frank in interviews about the fact the season would end on an anticlimax. It makes it a little harder to take the rest of the harping in this review real seriously, I'm afraid.

Next is a reality show where various celebrities try to fix your broken period key.