The neo-Marxists used to call this "repressive desublimation": "It's okay to [have sex/be a woman/be nerdy] as long as you [make money/make money/make money]."

Oh, thank god the Licensed Style Arbiter showed up. We didn't know what to do.

And a little gefilte for flavor.

That's MISTER Kilmister to you.

I'd love to hear how you felt about poor, oppressed, misunderstood Charles Manson and all his fans.

No, thanks.

Comic Sans, huh? I'm not sure Hannibal/Archer memes were really an appropriate subject for Mrs. Todgerson's fourth grade art class.

I found your Youtube account. It's all gaming videos. I don't think you can really speak as an authority on sex, consensual or otherwise, until you've had it at least once, kid.

Yeah, um… you know what else was successful, people watched, and got renewed? Full House. Sounds about like your intellectual level.

Ah, you're a conservative. This would explain the cheering for rape in your other comments. I thought you were just, you know, really "edgy."

AVClub's new obsession: monarch shaming.

Incidentally, did you know your username anagrams to:

Which is the middle school version of Catcher in the Rye.

"I look forward to reading the comments on this article and seeing what people say."

Yes, Dr. Bronner, but did you bring any soap?

Not here, I suspect, and not at the behest of a single-topic commenter who writes entirely in SMS-speak and thought-terminating political cliches. I'm even on your *side* of that political debate and don't think you're contributing much to the conversation.

One of these days you're going to accidentally read one of Lester Bangs's music reviews by mistake, and your head is going to explode.

Same way you can bitch about someone's writing but say "write" instead of "who writes," I guess.

Thank you, I think you just gave me "four corners" on my Obvious Joke Bingo Card.

Christ, what an asshole. I should go over to his office and try social engineering him for a couple hours.