So basically, you came in here determined to bitch about *something*, so by god, you're going to bitch about having a good time?

Me too. I watch every episode, I enjoy every episode, I consider myself a fan of the show, but sometimes it takes me four or five attempts to get through one. It's kinda TOO good at what it does?

Okay.

Six seasons of Breaking Bad, and what you were paying attention to is the goddamn sand? :)

A Ben and Jerry flavor? Well, that settles it — nobody is more respected these days than Wavy Gravy!

So you're firmly and unironically joining forces with these people: http://www.nohomers.net/sho…

You could've just said "I don't care for black comedy" and saved yourself some embarrassment for getting "subjective" and "objective" mixed up. I think it's safe to say a large number of us found the bleakness of this episode poignant and funny. "Not funny in the way Mikosqz wanted" isn't the same as not funny.

I think it's probably over — you might have noticed that Alasdair apologized for the review being late because there was no screener, i.e., the advance copy the studio sends to reviewers. I'll bet they stopped making R&M screeners because of the leaks, so I figure this episode was probably the last leak.

Thank god.

"I saw Waiting For Godot, and while I really liked it at first, it just goes on and on. There was nothing about it that couldn't have been salvaged by a second-act car chase, maybe a drug deal subplot."

Does this theory not also imply a transcendent fourth-order 3ario?

http://i.imgur.com/U7Ghu2s….

Rats are fantastic, bright, affectionate critters. Pygmy hedgehogs are adorable and actually ours was kinda affectionate in her twitchy, paranoid way. But sadly, yeah, they're dumber than hell. (My ex-partner's was deathly afraid of Jell-O and would have probably suffered a stroke if we hadn't removed the dish.)

Assuming European hedgehogs aren't murderous vorpal versions of the African pygmy ones I've handled… yeah, not very. A little worse than pricking your finger with a barbecue skewer, nothing that's likely to pierce human skin. There's a tiny bit of contact irritant on the tips, though, and I always used to itch like…

Why assume it was grammatical ignorance instead of a typographical error?

And you succeeded, congratulations!

TIL the main determinant of a media property's success is its choice of title adjectives. This of course is why Big Bang Theory, Comedy Bang Bang, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang have so much in common.

So the last remnant of doctrinaire Marxism in the Western Hemisphere is people deciding they don't like things before they've ever seen them.

If you put half this fucking effort into liking things…

What, pray tell, do you actually like? Maybe I can come up with a dismissive one-liner about it too. I want so very much to be like you! You sound like you're a lot of fun.