What a grandpa post.

"As someone who sees a lot of that series in this episode, I can cover Adventure Time on a weekly basis."

You.
Outdoors.
Walk.
Sunlight.
Priorities.
Now.

I really felt like the awkwardness of it was part of the charm, a deliberate kiss at the fourth wall. *shrug*

Twi, this is why you are best pony.

Well, thank god you came along. Somebody could have been hurt!

I'm honestly not sure what you're on about. I've never heard this distinction made before in my life. You're talking like that's the only objectively valid definition of a skit, but what follows is coming straight from the OED and seems to contradict you. Do you have a source for any of what you're saying?

JOHN. TURN THE PROSTHETICS AROUND FOR GOD'S SAKE. WE LOVE YOU.

I still love you, Twilight, but you're a traitor to every nerd who's ever seen a Trek episode preempted for a game of handegg or stickball. :D

Yup. I think the AV Club has outlived its usefulness to me.

This is what constantly reassures me when the pessimistic liberals in my life (including, let's face it, me) start going off about how doomed we are. Pretty much every generation since modernity has been convinced we were doomed. :) (Go back far enough past the Cold and/or Great Wars and you reach the Halley's Comet…

You have "brother" in your username and your icon is of a man. But dude, if it's any consolation, I don't even presume that you're sapient at this point. Go whine elsewhere.

Like rabid feminism, gotcha.

You don't think it might just be that you're getting a little fixated on it?

I'm not sure it's the feminists who are being a bit hypersensitive here.

I know, right? Don't these jerks know we cured that in 1979?

Yeah, but it's not like Malvo just went in on a lark and decided to play dentist one day. You're talking about a supernaturally focused, cunning, and ambitious individual who's got a pretty large amount of money at stake. I can actually see Lorne Malvo giving himself a 16-hour-a-day dentistry crash course for a couple…

Well, gosh darn it, it's sure done Lester a lotta good, dontcha know. Maybe yer better off stickin' to the straight and narrow, there.

Neil Patrick Harris = slinkier patriarch
Regis Philbin = hi, spin gerbil!
Scott Aukerman = octane muskrat; toucan markets
Seth MacFarlane = fecal shame rant
Eugene Mirman = meringue? amen!
Kristen Schaal = lithe, ransacks; hacks entrails(!)
Michael Cera = acclaim here; I, camera lech
Justin Timberlake = mute sibilant jerk;…

"I like the cut of his jib. Fire Homer Simpson and hire this Simpso fellow!"