@iSecks: I'm pretty sure he was referring to pirated versions of Apple App Store games.

Am I the only person here who feels a strong urge to purchase a Fellowes-brand paper shredder all of a sudden?

@Sarcastic Steve: Perhaps the rich, spoiled an heroes would use this service. The poorer ones will just have to get along with pencil and paper.

Well, all that time I had spent Photoshopping covers of books and magazines...wasted.

If only I had this four months ago. I was working on a bunch of GIF images for a certain forum I went to. Oh well, GIMP does a decent job at it as well.

Why not stick a small GPS device inside the lining of the wallet? Turn it on when you hand it over, then pretty much LoJack him later.

@Drunken Economist: >>Do you see any off switch on your desktop version?

@DoylePostumus: Or-perhaps-you-can-turn-Flash-off? I mean, there's an option to turn Javascript and cookies off in the settings, so it's only logical to do so with Flash.

I bought a 250GB Acomdata External drive a year ago. It came with this thing called 'Nomad'. It was supposed to be a portable app launcher. Anyways, it came with portable Skype.

@EducatedFlea_GitEmSteveDave: I was about to say that. I've seen one of those being tested before, I think the only complaint they had was the bottom cap fell off.

@jupiterthunder: You can make a portable .ini file for it to run off of, so yeah, I suppose.

@Dr.Mario: It blocks .exes? How does it run the internet browser or word processor?

@Abby_Normal: Freaking epic sauce. They're all like, "Wuh?"

@DeadPlayerWalking: Whoa, that looks really nice. I'm going to try it out, thanks for the tip.

I've tried all these Pstart, Portamenu, and the PortableApps menu before, and they're too clunky and obtrusive. I prefer using a Rocketdock setup with all my applications listed in a '../Application.exe' format to link to them, instead of going 'E:/Application.exe' to get to them. Then, they stay linked no matter…

@Auld_Lang_Ziety: Objection!

@FarrahKolesar: So I assumed he was in a country where the drinking age is three years higher. Sue me.

@OulaMan: The drinking age is 21.

Although I'm not at liberty to say where you can find them, several cracked versions of software such as Photoshop CS3 and others exist in a portable flash drive format. I'm sure they have a portable version of Microsoft Office 2007 somewhere. Just don't ask me, I'm not a pirate.

I made the connection.