From the way she said it, I've always assumed that "Crystal" referred to Rose Quartz and her gang.

I have a feeling we'll be having "Lapis is great" threads every few weeks at this rate, heh.

I'm almost certain that picture is specifically post-"No prob, Bob."-Lapis. I may spend too much time watching/thinking about this show.

Also: you changed your avatar to a different picture of Lapis, didn't you?

Gems inhabiting objects? Don't forget Frybo!

I know! Sadie, girl, you've got to let go of Lars! How often does he disappoint you and fail to appreciate you? That's right. You are FIERCE. Find somebody who can match that spirit.

The "I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM!" bit? That's a contender for one of the best scenes in the show, as I see it.

I adore how Steven views Lars as a good friend, failing to judge him for his jerkiness (EDIT: Though he will call him out in the moment.) as most of the other characters do. It's like a less cynical version of Spongebob's affection for Squidward.

As great as the Crystal Gem adventures are, it's nice to check in with the human characters, of which Sadie is one of my favorites. I'm just a small bit worried that they might be trying to set up a tangled web of attraction involving her, Lars, and Ronaldo. Still, I have faith in the writers.

Oh, my bad. It's hard to pick up tone through text.

It's from Donald's stand up special, Weirdo. It's great stuff, I recommend it.

No dice. If everything goes according to plan, Donald Glover gets Spider-Man, and Michael Cera plays Shaft.

He does, apparently. Yikes.

Didn't even grab the club soda. Tuco, how could you do this to your abuelita y su casa?

Hell, give them a programming block spearheaded by Walt Jr's Temple of Breakfast.

I'd say he worked more as cleaner. Mike the Cleaner has a much nicer ring to it, anyway.

Tuco, we need to cook salsa.

The assured pacing and beautiful cinematography of the opening scenes wrapped me in immediately. Gilligan's eye for a wonderful shot of a mundane scene certainly hasn't diminished, but Bob Odenkirk did a marvelous job acting without saying a single word. I timed it, and it was about eight minutes until Saul (Jimmy?)…

I decided to read it after so many people pointed out the reference on tumblr.

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