Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

You mean like this?

I’m with you. It’s sad day when I see something like an ‘80's Accord with it’s low hood and belt line, popup lights, small grille opening and large windows and think to myself, “you know compared to the behemoths that are modern day cars, that is actually quite svelte and sporty.”

“Hydrogen is a wonderful fuel. It’s clean, you can put it in a tank, and the technology to make hydrogen cars is already here. The only real reason we’re not all driving hydrogen cars right now is because there’s a bit of a chicken-and-egg problem. No one’s driving hydrogen cars, so no one wants to build the hydrogen…

We know exactly what you meant, that after owning Google, you would purchase Amazon, perfectly logical. eff off everyone else.

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

...so if a Blue Origin rocket landed on your son while riding his motorcycle next to the Googleplex while asking Siri for directions to the closest TOGO and in the calamity Space-X has a malfunction mid-flight....

Great comeback.

If this were Deadspin, you’d +1 for being a stand-up dude, but -$99 a year from Amazon Prime.

I concur...

Now her car has two trunks. Ingenious.

I have 3 kids flying most places is just not economically viable. I can spend 2000 dollars on plane tickets or I can spend 150 dollars on gas and 1800 dollars at Disney or something. I think once you have multiple kids for most of us driving in the only economical choice.

It charges about at 400 miles an hour with the current setup

That’s exactly what the electric car was in the nascent car industry. There’s a copy of Electrical World from 1909 on archive.org that pretty much reads like any internet comment on the Tesla today. The market wholly rejected that idea; people bought vehicles with 95% use case coverage vs ~80% plus the advantages that…

There’s a decent chance that they’re New Orleans’ finest high school drop outs.

(maybe you wouldn’t still be at work at 11pm if you were acually working)

“I just wish people would stop pretending it is a replacement for a traditional car.”

In 2017, in looking to do some off-road driving in CO and UT. That will require driving my Landcruiser from Boston to CO. Yes, I really would prefer it if my Landcruiser had an autopilot system. Several days straight on the interstate is just tiring. I've driven across the country and back.

That second paragraph makes you sound like a total ass, tbh. Cool cars, but you could have left that out, and still had your point.

This list is a sham.