All smartphones cause this, but it doesn't help that the iPhone leads in the idiot pack.

Not that I actually wanted to see the whole thing, but is it so hard to film horizontally? I feel like a one-eyed idiot when they shoot vertically. Is there even a name for that besides "stupid?" Total fail.

Shifting my own gears again, I've convinced my girlfriend that spirited driving is the same as bad driving.

I'll just leave this right here.

No, use it as lawn fertilizer. Tyler Durden (aka Jesus) told me so.

With 10 or so women to every man, I don't think anyone will really care.

Where can I get one of those Samsung sentry bots? Burglaries and home invasions are a big problem where I live, this could be useful... and can I control it with my phone?

Does he "I AM THE LAW!"? Please, please, please have him say it!

Driver must still be pissed about the Battle of Britain.

All it took to get me in line as a kid was my dad threatening to get out "El Cincho," because holy shit, a leather belt across the backside hurts when you're little. I hear today's parents don't do that anymore, no wonder so many of them are sociopathic shits.

Sorry, I couldn't help it ;)

No, a Carolla is what you buy if you want a shitty competitor to Top Gear.

What the hell happened to the readership? I haven't kept up much in the past 6 or so months because I've been real busy, but when I last read Jalopnik regularly, the consensus was Beige = Bad, Corolla = Beige, therefore Corolla = Bad. Because 86?

I don't think Jezebelians read Jalopnik, so you're good.

Agreed. Until private enterprise reaches critical mass, public sector action is still where it's at, for better or worse. And even if the private sector breaks through, I think it'll still need government oversight to regulate its excesses, whatever they may be, and to promote American interests, whatever they may be,…

Steele's assessment is exciting, and far more optimistic than my own, but if it does happen, I will be disappointed that the U.S. will likely be behind the curve with venturing back out into space. As far as space exploration goes, we Americans will be left in the dust, literally, because the public are cheap,…

If even half of this story is true, it would still be some fine living. Loved it. Got any more?

Promoted for awareness.

I didn't ask for this, but if I lose a leg, I'm definitely getting one of these.

Open truck is what makes me lololol.