"You too can make $318998325983170598u301985u1093351 from the comfort of your own bathroom!"

So this is what they do at the big expensive schools...

It's not the gun's fault. Guns don't kill people. People kill people. What if the assailant used a sword, a hammer, or a bow and arrow?

"Cable works better than DLS" - Not if you live in Southern Miss and the ONLY cable provider is CableONE who, excuse my candor, IS THE WORST FUCKING INTERNET PROVIDER IN THE DAMN WORLD!

I LOVED MY NGAGE!

My twins will be names Napster and Limewire.

Netscape and DialUP

She's pretty hot.

ah yes. the famous T-Mobile "WE GOT 6 UP FOR TODAY!! GREAT JOBBBBB!!!" emails.....and then countless managers replying to all about replying to all..then the next shift comes and replies to all....and then....John Stamos.

i don't know why i find this comment so great.

My downstairs toilet was not placed on properly. The flange was too high and to fix it, i was quoted a ton of money. I "raised" the floor with some tile and bam.....finished it off yesterday with a wax ring and sealed the toilet down. SCREW YOU PLUMBERS!

maybe i just can't see but i didn't see any of the iconic Nokias i used to own.

And...i hate rihanna. i don't think she can sing and this song backs me up.

The 30 second commercial before the video was enough to deter me.

I read the title as "Surfninjas"......regardless of how awesome the video maybe...it'll never satisfy me because i know it's not Surf Ninjas.

i just tweeted this morning that Instagram is getting spammed with all the "like if you" and the stupid sayings about living, loving, and laughing....i mean shit. There's already facebook for that.

Figured since i watched the shuttle crawl through LA yesterday, i might as well watch this too.

Poor Wall-E

Yea. Apologize right after everyone's return period is up.