I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

I'm really glad I like my parents.

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I almost snorted my tea at "giant steel dick of Stalin."

HA! CAPITALIST PIGS KNOW NOTHING OF IMPRACTICALITY! BEHOLD! 2B1 OKA SELF-PROPELLED NUCLEAR CANNON! LIBERATOR OF PROLETARIATS WORLDWIDE! IRRADIATOR OF IMPERIALISTS! GIANT STEEL DICK OF STALIN! WE LAUGH AT YUOR SHITTY "DAVID CROCKIT"!

First time I heard the sounds of the coupling/uncoupling and the "taking up the slack in the couplers when the train starts up," I thought I had just heard a huge wreck on the freeway next to the train tracks.

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I happened to be living next to the tracks in Tucson, AZ when Katrina hit. It was basically a convoy of oil tankers moving east.

My first house I bought in college backed up to a two way set of tracks. Luckily it wasn't at an intersection so didn't hear the horn much and really didnt notice the train much inside except some vibration that caused some items in the house to make noise until you moved them. But that #5 item you listed I LOL'd a…

And its anti-theft device consisting of a sticker saying there's no more than $50 in the glove box.

they did, Toyota won with WEC with points they got for being creative.

I don't get it either but, be prepared to get burned at the stake for say that.

Who says I don't do that already? (Pic somewhat related)

At that level it becomes quite an effective blood antifreeze. Purely thinking of their circulatory health, old bean.

you could say they were Finnished with it

Dear FIA,
How about instead of banning everything, you give points for creativity?

A thousand times this.

would you be pounding on this point if she was white?

I don't get how this isn't kidnapping. Oh wait, it's Florida and she's black. I forgot that the police don't consider black people human here.

"The rules are the rules." Yes, but you are a heartless slab of stupid if you think that makes it okay to take somebodies infant without their permission.