No, I REALLY want a new Singer 911. I'd also like Selma Hayek and Halle Berry together, in a ball pit, naked and wrestling in custard, sadly I can't afford that either.

Nah, this is

No, it's just not my taste....; THIS 2004 GT2 is one of the only modern 911s I prefer.

[As the years wear on, the first-gen Elise looks ever more like a verified classic. Photo: Lotus]

That's kids stuff compared to Philly. You're lucky to only be out cash or your car due to the PPA or tow truck operators. The real hazards are not getting caught in the crossfire of rival operators shooting and setting each other's lot on fire.

FUCKING HELL!!! Never seen them firing in apposing directions like that. When unleashed all at once, the 9 16" guns would actually move the ship 5 ft laterally in the water. I wonder what opposing directions like that did to the hull and keel. We speak a lot about torque around here....

But when you outlaw speculation about Bruce Jenner's appearance ONLY OUTLAWS WILL SPECULATE ABOUT BRUCE JENNER'S APPEARANCE!!

it should be illegal to do what most of the papparazzi does. it's straight up stalking and invasion of privacy, etc. i am not going to act like i am not a consumer but jesus h christ.

My '94 beige automatic LS Integra wasn't a VTEC, despite the sticker.

at least it wasn't a drop bear.

Can you say "retrofit?" I knew you could.

Give me your lunch money!

Like this?

Go big or go home

My 370z comes with a carbon fiber drive shaft

One of the most insane is the McLaren F1's muffler. I'll try to recall a bit of Driving Ambition from memory here, but essentially the engineer's calculations showed that they would need a muffler with a capacity of 40 litres to meet noise regulations in all their target markets. The muffler, if made out of…

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