Live by the computer, starve by the computer.

Sorry, Salty, but in the described situation, you don’t ask for the comp. You tell.

This prosecution is the kind of crap that continues to legitimize the similarly predatory behaviors of established religions by making them seem somehow different/better from the other.

I’m with you. I’ve been ordering “small dark” there for years with no confusion on cashiers’ part. (although sometimes they repeat it back to me in ‘Starbuckese’ in what I have to assume they believe to be a teaching moment, which always gives me a chuckle)

“...am I wrong in thinking this is a reflection of his service?”

Mom +1

I know you probably meant "shut down", but I kind of like "shit down" in this situation as well.

Any friend worth concerning yourself with can handle the truth. End of story.

Yeah, no doubt. I guess I’d just trust it more if I could find it written down on a public-facing site than an anonymous voice on the phone. That said, thanks for confirming it wasn’t on there. I don’t always trust my own search abilities. 

...40% of sellers of the site’s 100 best-selling food products had more than five customer complaints...

Thanks for the link. I'd been wondering about the absence of technology.

I’m curious how you were able to find out the service outage refund info for PG&E et al... I’m an Eversouce customer in MA and can’t find any indication they compensate folks a dime for outages, which on its surface is unsurprising, but I’d like to have that sort of information before I need it nonetheless.

Dude should only ever use words someone else has written for him.

This is... not a good take.

Notice how the hair falls down into curls when she’s looking for sympathy.

In the Democrats’ defense, that bullshit’s been pretty much impossible to ignore since it moved into the Executive Residence 2 and a half years ago.

Geraldo Rivera is the Donald Trump of journalists.

Why are so many people in this thread pretending 'majority' has only one definition?

It’s truly stunning how many commenters here don’t realize that was a joke.

Etymology is fun! If only for reinforcing my long-established love of testicles, please make ‘Fun Fact Friday’ a regular thing.