Honestly, this guy could teach a master class in Magical Thinking.

The book was an overwritten slogfest, so should anyone be surprised the film version is as well?

Wow. That first letter writer needs to get off the internet and call a therapist.

Trump’s the kid who’d use the wrong color pen to change grades on his report card.

SPOILER: They’re all bad.

What if all these recent shootings have been carefully coordinated by manipulating unstable people into becoming shooters, just so the government can ultimately require us all to submit to bio monitoring like this?

If you’re cleaning your credit cards in an attempt to impress cashiers, you’re doing life wrong.

That’s too bad, because ‘e’ for ‘example’ is a piss poor mnemonic when you consider there’s also an ‘e’ in ‘i.e.’

Counterpoint: Fuck Susan Sarandon.

Agreed on the long history of racist Christian behavior but to be fair, ALL religion has been used to control & motivate EVERYONE since the first caveman bowed down before a lightning-filled sky and another, smarter one saw an opportunity.

Less suit, more gills, please.

He is correct.

Ice cream? And they didn’t go with “Lick Me”? 

Growing a spine? Hardly. It’s much more likely they’re jumping ship to avoid having to run on those super-popular corporate tax cuts of theirs. This way, the GOP can put someone new up in those districts who isn’t technically responsible for them.

Seriously? That dog food is probably much healthier for you to eat than a hot dog.

As a former server myself, it seems to me the primary onus is on the restaurant here. Without a clearly posted ‘Last seating’ time, customers for its standard meal offerings should be expected right up to the posted closing time. If management/staff would prefer orders be consumed and paid for prior to that, they…

Gay.

No joke though...That dude seriously needs to lay off the amphetamines.

Yeah, folks’ll be lucky to get pocket change. Free credit monitoring is the better deal.