Goddammit.

And here I thought we had all the worst judges here in the states.

‘Psycho-phant’ is the new sycophant in Trump country, and Graham simply doesn’t measure up these days.

Nice! Added potential bonus... Corenswet is such a younger dead ringer for Henry Cavill, I see the possibility for ‘older Superman’ interactions down the line.

Well gosh, if influencers have given the all clear then it’s settled, I guess. They’re the experts, folks.

This is also Sony’s, so...

“their safety remains our top priority.”

Something tells me I’ll be paying a ‘Label generation fee’ in a few months...

My excitement for The Authority making it to the big screen cannot be contained. As Jenny Sparks was the Spirit of the 20th Century, I’ll forgive her absence in a 21st century film, but I’ll be devastated if Jack Hawksmoor doesn’t make the cut. Talking to cities remains one of the absolutely coolest and most unique…

Midnight? A bit odd to be airing a cartoon seemingly aimed at children so late at night.

Many thanks for your addition of ‘beef milk’ to my personal lexicon.

Imagine how many signatures Elon could’ve bought with a competent livestream.

Many would consider unnecessarily dragging that tape to the forefront again after all these years to also be an attack on his privacy, but I guess the author believes their own behavior is excusable somehow.

Congratulations, Ms. Khan, on your first death (of many, I’m sure)! You've officially leveled up!

You should probably take a moment to look up the word “similar” in a dictionary.

“I haven’t even seen this movie, but let me tell you what’s wrong with liking it.”

And by their own admission, they haven’t even seen it yet, which is even hilarious-er.

I got the impression she meant that as a joke.

God's work.

Sounds like the quality of Dunkin’s rewards program now aligns more closely with that of their coffee.