Ha! So they did it twice? That makes it even funnier to me.

Zero dollars. I do them on my own, and then run my info through turbo tax to confirm without actually submitting (and paying).

Bothered me even as a kid, as well as the fact they cherry-picked names from both Roman and Greek mythology to get the result they wanted. Makes you wonder how much time Marvel spent reverse engineering Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate.

Came for this. (phrasing!) 

As an 8 year old comic book nut AND greek/roman mythology enthusiast, it always bothered me that the breakdown of SHAZAM included a mixture of gods from both pantheons, as well as one guy who wasn’t a god at all, just some guy from the bible. Pick a lane, DC!

This is the richest of rich people problems I’ve ever heard.

It’s always shocking when old people dislike new things.

It’s always shocking when old people don’t like new things.

Yeah, larger issues at play. Or maybe not. Either way, the idea of still being friends with people I knew in high school gives me hives. I ignore class reunion invitations for a reason.

Definitely harsh, but to be fair, this isn’t really a restaurant etiquette problem. Giving advice on deteriorating childhood relationships is a bit outside Salty’s wheelhouse.

Agreed 100%. The fact that solution doesn’t seem to have occurred to Emily’s “friends” indicates to me there’s either some larger, unspoken group dynamic at play here, or they’re simply incredibly selfish people.

So Emily pushes back unsuccessfully, yet still goes where the group decided and finds something on the menu she can eat...Without more explanation about this “vibe” her judgmental friends are so concerned about, it sounds like they’re the ones with the problem.

It’s all a matter of perspective. The restaurant in question should put the 4% higher prices on the menu, and then offer a 4% discount to customers who pay cash.

Pretty tough to mansplain something to a gay man, but thanks for the info nonetheless. As you can imagine, my working knowledge of women’s nether regions is rather limited.

Dude...You did that all the way back in your first sentence, mansplaining labias to a woman.

Turns out he was qualified to be President after all.

This card is a perfect fit for iPhone owners who find validation in being iPhone owners.

Yes! I am equally pleased to *hear* it.

I'll read it when her boss does.

That photo makes me think Jude Law would rather be anywhere else, sans Johnny Depp clinging desperately to him.