...and now I can officially declare I wouldn’t vote for her in a million years.

No one’s ever self-identified as a hipster either, and yet they’re everywhere.

Felt good reading it too. 

Opinion Poll: Do Carol’s interactions with The Supreme Intelligence in the form of Annette Bening counts towards the Bechdel Test?

I’m actually glad Pelosi’s taking impeachment off the table. The man has no shame, and would wear impeachment like a badge of honor. What I want desperately is to see him beaten handily in 2020, and have to live his remaining days with the inescapable fact that he is, in fact, a loser.

And there’ll be another thing tomorrow. The damage this buffoonish grifter has done to the formerly prestigious office of U.S. President is incalculable, and in my opinion, irreversible at this point.

This a muchstronger joke than its paltry number of stars gives you credit for.

As if its popularity somehow translates to quality....Home Improvement was a Top Ten TV show for 8 years. There’s no accounting for taste.

You’re never too old to promote your new tv show by latching onto the biggest hot mess in the public’s eye.

The adjective you were looking for was “emaciated”.

You almost had me, but the praise for Mordecai gave your joke away. 

Meh. The less continuity from the original, the better.

No comment on the rest of her behavior, but the 'salad comb-over' just tells me she's got great problem-solving skills.

Probably not too weird, but I spread a spoonful of Nutella onto each bite of a banana as I work my way down to its base.

This article could have been written months ago. I’m sad to see JJ go, but unsurprised would be an understatement.

[ slow clap ]

Thanks. Came down here for that. 

Thank’s for putting this into relatable context for me.

This is a terrible take on a terrific option. (key word being ’option’)

Because being the subject of a documentary is acting now.