Definitely harsh, but to be fair, this isn’t really a restaurant etiquette problem. Giving advice on deteriorating childhood relationships is a bit outside Salty’s wheelhouse.

Agreed 100%. The fact that solution doesn’t seem to have occurred to Emily’s “friends” indicates to me there’s either some larger, unspoken group dynamic at play here, or they’re simply incredibly selfish people.

So Emily pushes back unsuccessfully, yet still goes where the group decided and finds something on the menu she can eat...Without more explanation about this “vibe” her judgmental friends are so concerned about, it sounds like they’re the ones with the problem.

It’s all a matter of perspective. The restaurant in question should put the 4% higher prices on the menu, and then offer a 4% discount to customers who pay cash.

Pretty tough to mansplain something to a gay man, but thanks for the info nonetheless. As you can imagine, my working knowledge of women’s nether regions is rather limited.

Dude...You did that all the way back in your first sentence, mansplaining labias to a woman.

Turns out he was qualified to be President after all.

This card is a perfect fit for iPhone owners who find validation in being iPhone owners.

Yes! I am equally pleased to *hear* it.

I'll read it when her boss does.

That photo makes me think Jude Law would rather be anywhere else, sans Johnny Depp clinging desperately to him.

...and now I can officially declare I wouldn’t vote for her in a million years.

No one’s ever self-identified as a hipster either, and yet they’re everywhere.

Opinion Poll: Do Carol’s interactions with The Supreme Intelligence in the form of Annette Bening counts towards the Bechdel Test?

I’m actually glad Pelosi’s taking impeachment off the table. The man has no shame, and would wear impeachment like a badge of honor. What I want desperately is to see him beaten handily in 2020, and have to live his remaining days with the inescapable fact that he is, in fact, a loser.

And there’ll be another thing tomorrow. The damage this buffoonish grifter has done to the formerly prestigious office of U.S. President is incalculable, and in my opinion, irreversible at this point.

This a muchstronger joke than its paltry number of stars gives you credit for.

As if its popularity somehow translates to quality....Home Improvement was a Top Ten TV show for 8 years. There’s no accounting for taste.

You’re never too old to promote your new tv show by latching onto the biggest hot mess in the public’s eye.

The adjective you were looking for was “emaciated”.