Not sure anyone should be under Doctor Important’s medical care if he can’t even figure out how to step outside a restaurant to take a call...

...or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

“It was Manafort when he covered you with jewels, and it’s got to stay Manafort now that he’s covered you with shame.”

Love that they picked up their kid from Grandma’s...but didn’t bother “rescuing” Grandma as well. Poor woman probably didn’t even realize she was being abandoned to a fiery death!

Ah. Truth vs. Trumpth. The centuries-old debate that’s only raged for a couple years, but goddamn it feels like centuries, doesn’t it?

I’m only 3 episodes in, but so far the program seems aptly named.

#BeBest is a sincere campaign meant to help children.

Let’s not kid ourselves... Today’s Republican outrage is worth even less than their thoughts & prayers.

Counterpoint: Everything about her post tells me Madonna is completely self-aware.

Guinness may say she’s set a record, but no one else with any sense will.

“Learn before you speak.”

Do we have an address yet for the grapefruit mailing campaign?

I could probably be a better person, but yeah...My first thought was “Hmm...Another pedo looking to get famous?”

So... Another pedo looking to get famous?

...about a former astronaut who uses the power of slow-motion action sequences to fight for his fellow man.

Disney: “She could,...but she won’t.”

“Bed garbage”

I 100% believe her.

So glad your comment was at the top of the stack. Its memory will infuse my amusement as I descend downwards.

I certainly hope you eventually got both your children vaccinated once your irrational self-righteousness passed. Everyone has sex, lady.