...D.C. McAllister took to Twitter to question why there hadn’t been a similar groundswell of support around Pitof’s Catwoman.

I 100% believe her.

So glad your comment was at the top of the stack. Its memory will infuse my amusement as I descend downwards.

I certainly hope you eventually got both your children vaccinated once your irrational self-righteousness passed. Everyone has sex, lady.

‘Decimate’ is not misused in the opening crawl.

Steve Jobs was a notorious case-hater.

Fuck Alex Trebek. ...And fuck football.

Steve Wynn’s face looks like a Madame Tussauds escapee on a hot summer day.

Hardly headline news. Is there anyone out there who honestly thought Inhumans warranted a second season?

*raises hand

I won’t pretend to consider anything the current White House tells me to be true, but this weight seems reasonable. Fat weighs less than muscle, and I highly doubt our president has an ounce over the life-sustaining bare minimum of the latter hidden beneath his orange skin.

Holy moly, those lightning bolts on his suit look like they’re made out of the same glow-in-the-dark puffy stickers my niece loves to play with.

Literally my first thought. They’re playing aggressive catch up with Facebook.

This news does nothing for me and my trepidations regarding the new season. As an author, Neil Gaiman couldn’t find a bigger fan of his work than me, but he’s at square one in my mind as a showrunner.

I sincerely wish I was still young enough to think wasting $300 to spend a few hours 100 feet away from a famous person was a good idea.

Holee shit! That’s fantastic.

Zero sympathy. $300,000 is a drop in the bucket compared to what Mr. Lee has stolen from creators over the years, Mr. Kirby especially.

My home also spent a number of years in immaculate condition. I see the photos of others, and am eternally grateful.

Or it’s just that nobody had thought to try it before, so they didn’t even consider the possibility.

Lists are always appreciated. Thanks, man!