NBC News abandoned all credibility as a legitimate news organization the day they hired Ms. Kelly.  Mr. Lack is in the “White Jesus Lady” business now, and he only has himself to blame.

About fucking time, Melania. If the rest of us have to live with him, then so do you.

I completed two Murphs while reading this article.

The house bit made me laugh out loud.

I want them to see my nude selfies.

Re: Lady singers feud...

Right? Seems to be working for the guy in the White House. (...so far)

You are...not wrong.

Perfect. That’s exactly what our president’s true believers needed... Another excuse to stay fat and stupid.

Has anyone ever not been great at masturbating into a void?

Everyone involved who’s spoken out should be aware of this, thus unsurprised—especially Weinstein, given that he battled on this exact front not very long ago for Bully.

You’re probably right on them waiting out the clock, but wouldn’t it be spectacular if it turned out Candy left everything to, like...her dog? Or maybe a pool boy?

We’re born unclean, and we die unclean.

Great ballot.

Great ballot.

The Clintons, Trump and their masters deliberately engineered a Clinton/Trump showdown in 2016 to guarantee that no matter who won, America would lose. Why do you think Jared, Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric keep jetting all over the world? It’s because they work for the Clinton Global Initiative, which is putting the…

I found your “article” smarter and more concise than the one above.

John Mulaney gave us that gift. I could rewatch this clip every afternoon for the rest of my life.

No one’s left me a new voicemail in almost 7 years, which oddly enough is the same point in time I stopped deleting old ones. All you need is a mailbox filled to capacity, not another fucking app on your phone.

No thanks.

I was floored when I read that as well. True or not, the idea of being judged by someone who hasn’t worn a suit that fit him since the Clinton administration is hilarious...And for fuck’s sake, either learn how to wear a tie or invest in some clip-ons, Mr. President.