He’s called a judge because he IS a judge....Jeezus, you’re the goddamned President of the United States, not some drunk yelling at a TV in a bar. Start acting like it.

That’s a wonderfully apt illustration.

They’re all in Washington, D.C.

For better or worse, lady...And he’s definitely the worst.

With you 100%, although I could personally do without any video.

Thanks for this necessary level reset.

Bane’s intentions felt a lot more sincere to me.

All those protestors managed to do was sell more books for that asshole.

Why would someone who already doesn’t care about you start caring about you when you alter your appearance?

NYC or not, if I’d been making $75K a year at only 26 years old, I’d have been giving blowjobs away for free.

$75K at 26 years old??...I would’ve been giving blow jobs away for free if I’d been pulling that salary down at that age.

This Bostonian is taking this opportunity to quietly thank Marty Walsh one more time.

First rule of 2016 Club...You do not talk about 2016 Club.

Shut up, Tom Arnold.

Thank you for giving me that Newsradio moment...So great.

Is Adam Borowitz on vacation this week?

I, too, plan to survive the next 4-8 years fueled entirely by spite.

Take that overseas trip you’ve always dreamed of now, folks...It’s only a short matter of time before we won’t be able to show our faces outside this country.

Donald Trump’s comprehension is limited to a binary system of compliments and insults; the specifics are irrelevant.