Whelmed is perfectly accurate. Don’t get me wrong, they had my money for this the day they invented Spider-Man movies, but this trailer didn’t leave me counting the days.

I’ve always loved this theory, and I’ll cling to it until the day I die because it makes the world a funnier place to live.

I think I like this idea!...And it lines up nicely with Abrams’ claim Rey’s parents weren’t in Force Awakens, since Luke’s hand is technically the only part of Luke which wasn’t.

Heh. Yeah, some jokes are funnier than others, I suppose.

Technology went full circle from magic to common knowledge and all the way back to magic in one century.

My sympathy to you, sir...Being raised in a country devoid of humor must’ve been decidedly worse.

She’s been both for quite some time now.

God bless Terry...A man brave enough to publicly admit he still believes the trickle-down theory is gonna pan out.

Just more white-washing from Marvel, it seems. Personally, I’m offended by their lack of sensitivity towards the intergalactically green community.

I’m sure glad this turned into a gossip piece, because I’d hate to think you get paid to review movies.

I haven’t read a lot of Ms. Trendacosta’s work...Is she actually that stupid? Or just a dick?

Really??...In the goddamn title??!

That’s always been my mom’s position, too...And she’s a smart fucking lady.

“I’m not offended by the word...I’m just disappointed in your limited vocabulary. It’s a lazy man’s adjective. And adverb.” —My mom, on the word “fucking”.

Trailers don’t spoil movies...Star Wars fans who watch trailers for a film they intend to see anyhow spoil it for themselves.

Good.

Sure took her long enough to finally add value to the 2016 election cycle.

Thank you for ALL of this, Katharine!

I had snarkily assumed Realms of Atlantis would involve Lestat going in a submarine and meeting mermaids.

This seems like a terrible idea...It wasn’t perfect by a long shot, but in my opinion, there was a kind of magic to the original that will be impossible to replicate.