The type treatments on that cover is embarrassing...Is the EW graphics team working in Typestyler?

Yawn. Take your time, Mr. Martin...The day HBO took control of the GoT narrative was the day I stopped caring when you’ll get around to publishing.

This Bostonian is taking this opportunity to quietly thank Marty Walsh one more time.

Guardians (of the Elevator)?

Beall makes a case for Justice League being more fun than Batman v. Superman.

Lighten up, Francis.

Exactly. The rumor’s absurdity makes it endlessly funny to me. (Ftr, I enjoy repeating the Richard Gere/gerbil rumor for the same reason.)

Awesome! (No one who knows me would consider that a startling development.)

I will repeat the Tomei/Oscar rumor as probable fact until my end of days, because it’s too hilarious to ignore...(Also, I’m not what you’d call a “nice person”.)

Jeezus, that Flash uniform though...Don’t know how much longer I can play that game in my head, where I pretend it’s just a placeholder and the real suit will be CGI-ed over it for the actual film.

Because Pussy Power.

Good. It already sounds funnier.

Agreed. Cannibals would be funnier too, I think.

That was my first thought as well...But then Olyphant, so I’m torn.

First rule of 2016 Club...You do not talk about 2016 Club.

My mom, basically the same thing.

“Kids need to eat dirt once in a while” was my mom’s mantra as I was growing up...Anecdotally, I’d say her attitude served my siblings and me very well, as we were all, and continue to be, pictures of physical health.

“Kids need to eat dirt once in a while”

Your friend is 3 separate coworkers of mine.

The man responsible for Exodus: Gods and Kings can please shut up now about what constitutes good storytelling.