Seeing the photo first, I thought this fool tried to tattoo hair on. I don’t think hair transplants are supposed to look like that though. That looks infected. This man bought the Larry Miller Hair System.

Probably “this is the vehicle we have and this is the place we live.”

I can’t speak from experience, but i’m not sure where else you would go.

Maybe the flags will twist and bend it somehow and then the tailgate or tonneau cover won’t operate either, doesn’t feel like too far of a reach.

I just pray the insurance company gets wind of this and denies his claim as windshield repair is usually a no deductible repair. 

“Literally, like it doesn’t get... You got Tesla and you have the American flag. This thing obviously was built to last.”

How about all the recalls?

Yes the Cybertruck is objectively terrible as a vehicle.  When you have to take pictures at a Home Depot with stuff in the bed that proves it can truck things, it can’t do truck things.

Moron does moronic thing to a moronic truck designed by a moron.

Design opinions aside, it’s the worst engineered vehicle on sale in the US today. I would trust a Fisker Ocean (no long on sale) or even a VinFast before taking a Cybertruck on the road.

Further proving that anyone even considering a cybertruck is far below average in intelligence.

Sadly buying a $100K look-at-me vehicle and then intentionally damaging by walking on it and throwing stuff at it has become “the most American” thing to do these days. I long for the days when people tried to cover up their stupidity.

I once parked at the end of a very gradually slopped culdesac and shut and locked the door. Started walking away when the car popped out of gear and started rolling. I instantly thought “I gotta stop it!” but just as quickly realized that wasn’t going to work. Just too much mass. Standing helpless as the car plowed…

This country is so stupid and violent, we deserve all the terrible things that happen to us (and will continue to).

lol people are so fucking stupid to think that A. they’re important enough to warrant drone surveillance, and B. that a small ass drone can carry anything in the way of advanced photography or surveillance equipment in the first place.

Yeah, do PDs and Sherriff Offices not have like any minimum fitness qualifications at all?

It’s not so much that they’re driving on the beach, it’s what they’re driving and how and where they’re driving. There’s no consensus on size, but there is agreement that visibility can be a challenge - https://www.government-fleet.com/279672/beach-patrol-vehicles-what-to-know-before-you-buy and https://www.gainesville…

All cops are lazy.

It’s just an unfortunate accident

There isn’t one.  It’s a beach, let them walk a beat.  If there’s an emergency, call one in.