Bomer shouldn’t have lost a role due to being who he is, but if he lost a role in a Brett Ratner movie, did he really lose anything at all?

Disrupting switchblades! And your veins & arteries!

This is pretty weak after selling a flame thrower and a hammer that can’t be used as a hammer. I expect better than some Costco style repackaging of someone else’s product. Let me know when they release the $900 knife that opens inward towards the palm, like a real Tesla product would. 

I’m saving my money for the Tesla-branded Bible.

Based on the shitty response from the airline, I would guess they are very aware and apparently couldn’t care less.

“We issued a reimbursement check to the guest as a courtesy, even though we are not currently aware of any evidence that any Spirit employee was involved. We take any allegation of this nature seriously, and we are investigating.”

Don’t encourage them.

Loving the practical effects and stop motion look

It’s boilerplate language that is used in, and is appropriate to, initial defense responses in a wide range of claims. BUT NOT THIS ONE, so this is a very good lesson on tailoring your standard responses to the situation.

A few thoughts

Somewhere an Arby’s is missing their meats.

I’ve got a 100ish pound deer dead in the woods about 100 feet from my house that smells to high heaven. I can’t even imagine how bad this would be. 

Thanks for clicking/commenting to perpetuate the very issue you have a problem with.

Look, I have a very big airplane and the runways at these airports are so small. Why are they so small? My plane is very big and important. They shouldn’t allow small planes to be illegally parked on the side. They should ban these tiny planes, see how small they are? My pilot was perfectly following the law and this…

A judge can unilaterally decide upon a punishment, no matter how crazy/unconstitutional, then throw you in jail for contempt if/when you refuse? Could said judge asked him for a BJ? Demanded he clean the court’s bathrooms? IANAL, but such judicial carte blanche for speeding ticket adjudication doesn’t sound legit at…

I’m assuming this guy is not white given that he calls his daughter “boo.” What are the odds that an Alabama judge would have ordered a white defendant to write an apology note?

That boot leather must taste mighty fine on a Monday morning.

ACAB

Cops are the most fragile motherfuckers on the planet. And most of them are more overweight than most Americans too. They can all move their fat asses.

I can’t decide who absolutely nailed their assignment more: The makeup artist crushing it on the ghoul’s appearance, or Walton Goggins’ parents just absolutely hitting the nail on the head when selecting his name.