Wesker's dialogue is the best part.

The ending of RE5 is so over the top absurd, but it's great.

This has some Benjen Stark/Sandor Clegane indecisive bullshit written all over it. How can you trust a man who can't even finish writing a book?

Yikes. Time for another coffee.

His name is styled as Tyler, The Creator. As Mr. The Creator's lyrics are always so respectful, The A.V. Club should pay him the same curtesy.

Boy, Mark Hamill in a short sleeve button down and cargo pants has me really optimistic. Even Jar Jar knows not to rock short sleeves.

I have a copy of Song of the South on VHS that was pirated from a British release. It's great for family time.

The little tea cup would be better. More scarring and there'd be plenty of blood.

Well if I said Lion King, it wouldn't be "since," as Nemo would be in between.

Hodor could be a great Beast. Hodor.

Guillermo del Toro directs, Ron Pearlman and Jennifer Lawrence star, and George R.R. Martin writes the screenplay. Disney will make it's most scarring film since the big fish ate Marlin's wife in Finding Nemo.

I wanted to like it, but I just didn't. Sutter didn't work for me as a character at all. Saul and Bubbles were good.

Fair enough. I liked a few episodes from last season. I just always feel it could be better and that Maron's sidekick is too annoying and should've been killed by Rob Riggle.

This movie looks too much like The Spectacular Now, which wasn't very good. Green's stuff works in literature, but this shit has been done before too many times in film.

The lack of shots in the 3rd period was very concerning. Their offensive drives as a whole were very inconsistent. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

I've been watching it, but the only treat I'd compare it to is finding a leftover Peep from Easter when there's no other candy around.

Lebron must be pissed there's a team called the Kings playing. His monarchy must not be challenged. Bring in Felix Hernande for a war of the two kings and the NHL team filled with them!!!

Michael Stipe looks like Pacey Witter in that picture. Somewhere Katie Holmes is turned on.

I did on my website. There wasn't any Carlsberg though. Only boxed wine.

I always considered Maron to be a poor man's Louie, but seeing them airing at the same time brings shame to the notion that they could be mentioned in the same sentence. Maron is watchable, but it's rarely any good.