It's not HBO, it's Sunday brunch?

It's like the Mountain vs. the Viper except Maron and Dunham will fight in a battle of unfunny narcissistic emotional exploration. It's not TV, it's HBO

That was definitely true this season.

Season two wasn't great, but episode 4 alone makes it certainly not a D. I'll do Derek TV Club for a case of Carlsberg Special Brew.

Arsenio did next to nothing on that season and made it to the finals. After Piers Morgan got his CNN show, Trump couldn't resist the allure of taking credit for Arsenio's comeback.

Clay Aiken's voodoo doll must have worked. The doll itself might have a more vibrant personality than Arsenio.

Which timeline is this? A cheap season could be worse than Arrested Development's season 4. But is that a darker timeline than the cancellation?

Thank you very much. It's been a very fun time to be a Jeopardy fan.

I wrote an article about the significance of the past few months for Jeopardy. I don't know how many people on the internet will care about it so I've posted it here.

Maybe if she got more Final Jeopardy's right people would care more.

I've always disliked the Foo Fighters, but it grew exponentially more last year when Dave Grohl insisted on honing in on Rush's HOF induction. Every other band got three songs, but Rush had to give one to the Foo Fighter's who dressed up like fanboys. I read an article somewhere about Geddy feeling awkward about the…

I'd say that book was a memoir, but in reality it was half rant half PureTone advertisement. But mostly rant.

I follow That Guy's On Heroin already, but that sounds delightful.

You're only supposed to open up in an interview if Oprah is asking the questions.

Nothing like airing your dirty laundry in public. I wonder what kind of conversations he has with Neil Young. After reading Waging Heavy Peace, I doubt they're very comprehensible.

That would've been a good easter egg in Majora's Mask.

In Harvest Moon, pacing yourself through winter is the quickest way to stop playing the game.

I love Zooropa. This drummer probably hates that. Which is okay because The Foo Fighters are the white bread of 90s rock. What a piece of shit band. Will Scott Stapp be doing the next hate song? Creeeyeeeaahhhhheeeddd.

Rene Auberjonois' character on Boston Legal was basically a less important Odo. Great actor.

If you can't play make believe in front of a green screen, you shouldn't sign up for the job.