Post carnival Carson wouldn't approve of this nonsense. Looks like something Thomas and the murderous Bates would think up.

I actually feel the same way about Assassin's's Creed IV, though I received a free reviewing copy so I don't feel obliged to play it all the time. It's fun, but only for a little while.

BBT isn't a show that can sustain 8 main characters either, especially when Sheldon, Penny, and Leonard are more important than the others.

Bumping Virgil from the main cast was a terrible idea. Totally missed an opportunity to feature him in the yoga studio.

Kings was great, but I think it's kind of for the best that it got canned. Maybe a full season would've worked, but not much more.

Stuart really isn't working as a main character. Depressed comic book owner could be good for a few gags as a character that pops up every once and awhile. He doesn't add anything here though besides being a huge buzzkill.

The only silver lining I saw in Happy Endings demise was Damon Wayans' return to New Girl. Coach has now overstayed his welcome. I'm not sure the dip in quality is entirely his fault, but he's not helping matters.

Orange is the New Black is just Oz meets Weeds without pot and male rape. Worth watching, but not worth praising. Highly overrated show.

I wish that they'd make a movie to ELO's Eldorado starring Nicholas Cage

All Morrissey really says in the book about Walters is that he lived with him and felt a connection that he didn't have with most people. Morrissey laters expresses more affection for a fan he saw in Mexico with his face tattooed on his arm.

Burton's Batmans are far superior to Nolan's. I get bothered when people say that Nolan's was more authentic. I've read quite a few Batman comics and very few mention the League of Shadows. Burton's were dark, campy, and fun. Perfect? No, but I'll take them over Bale's bland scaled back revival of Patrick Bateman as…

I wrote a tv show that has a character I modeled off Garber.

Bigmouth strikes again!!!

I passed out watching Fast and Furious 6 last night. I checked under my bed for monsters when I saw the news. RIP Paul Walker, a great entertainer.

AV Club these days, you'd have to be a fool these days…

Gigli 2 would be a good name.

2112 is the perfect length for a half hour comedy with commercials. Seems only fitting.

Stargate Beowulf could work. By work I mean I can pretend to pay attention while drifting in an out of sleep while neglecting to clean up the beer I spilled at 3 in the morning.

The first was mostly good. The second is a lot of attempts at character development that largely run around in circles while things happen for no logical reason.

I read the first two Divergents. They weren't very good. But the second had temporary tattoos in the back!!!