My ex-wife has a Camry hybrid with six-figure mileage. Can confirm. She loves it.

That’s not trademark infringement though, because they’re two very different products.  Same reason McIntosh audio and MacIntosh computers can exist - but Apple’s music player is called an “iPod.”

The weird part is, I was so convinced he already did something along these lines I started googling for it.

Yeah, ask Nissan how pursuing market share worked out.

For some reason I read that as CRAB Crew. Then I visualized a Jason Torchinsky article and photoshop of same.

I wound up hating my Subaru WRX because it was always a “fast car slow” and sold it after a few months.

When those pictures are used commercially, ie to sell stuff, (as opposed to selling the picture itself) you’re not correct.

I beg to differ. THIS is their masterpiece:

If it was MY parents babysitting? Super comfortable; would’ve loved a vacation. My MIL? No way. (Because she was child-abuser).

I’m 58 and in the best shape I’ve been in since my late teens.

It’s ... worth trying?

Yes.  She’s the pop-culture version of Madam Blavatsky.  That is not a compliment.

No, but I do think American criminal justice is seriously broken.

Sounds like you want a 1st-gen NSX.  Which you can easily afford for a lot less than one of these.

Accord for DDing, Lotus Elise for fun, and 120K making money for me in an index fund.

It’s now 2019 and mid-engine Corvette is going to KILL this this thing.

For what this costs you can get an absolutely bonkers 911 variant which can also do DD duties.

I owned an early WRX and sold it after 3 months. It was boring unless you were driving double the speed limit.

Yes, that’s awful. Do you think the line workers at the Tesla plant are any less racist?

This is the career path she chose, not unlike older Trump choosing to be a slumlord.