Similar to your story, it’s said the Trabant body, made of cotton waste dipped in resin, was edible, enjoyed by goats AND pigs.

He’s using Ferrari’s trademark to sell his shoes.  They’ve got a case.

The Stoli pepper vodka doesn’t seem to be imported anymore, so they’ve lost me.

Voted for Clinton. It was also a throw away vote because she was going to carry Jersey anyway.

You are, sort of, correct.

NINETEEN NINETY FUCKING FIVE!

Oh, I’ll vote for whoever the Dem nominee is, too.

Yeah, does she think she’s in college?

Plot twist: Putin is ALSO supporting certain Democrats!

Assad is horrible, but he’s arguably the least horrible choice who could actually win and more important, the Russians are NOT going to let him lose.

I have a friend who is probably innocent, who took a plea-bargain because he faced a mandatory 14 year minimum if he lost at trial. His lawyer was pretty confident, but 10 years of probation, vs 14 YEARS?

Not if you live in a place where a basic house costs $350,000-$500,000 you’re not.  Especially if you need to pay for childcare to earn that 275K

When I was married I was one of those people.  They’re right.

Well, that’s the thing. Labor, like any other commodity, obeys the laws of supply and demand.

The old classics would be way, way slower.  But in their own way they’d be damn entertaining.

Or, in the case of what we’re discussing re: Biden, parents, either.

Only Manhattanites consider Westchester or Dutchess county “upstate.”

And Jason Torchinsky is the staffer who can write it.  You can tell him I said so.

She ... needs to call her insurance agent before pulling the trigger.

Falls in the “too nice to street park” category, since they’ll never make them or anything like them again.