I would happily have waited for that.

“It’s got a manual transmission.”

It’s such a one-dimensional, narrowminded, troglodytic notion of car enthusiasm too. Mashing the ‘Go pedal’ and going fast isn’t the only way to appreciate cars.

A 22 year old in a ZL1 1LE is already a recipe for disaster

Why? Fun? Like it?

Easy.  An instrument cluster that is backlit even when headlights are not on.  Because of that, I often see people driving down the freeway with no headlights or taillights on because they have no clue they are off.

ASS isn’t meant to improve fuel economy. ASS is meant to reduce idle emissions.

putting the volume and ac controls on a stupid ass screen. 

The lack of visibility. That seems to be widespread but isn’t really a feature. I have to crane my neck to see around my rear view mirror and all the sensors when going around on-ramps.

That would fall afoul of all the Mighty Car Mods fans out there:

Echo Sport

Wait, what? I did not know that, and now I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

When I was 14 or 15 I was slammed face first into a cop car because I “fit a description”. My bookbag was searched as I was handcuffed and they didn’t find anything other than school shit. I remembered badge numbers and went to the precinct and filed a complaint against them the following week when I got the courage…

goddamit...i didn’t know she was 17. Not cool. 

Yeah, in zero worlds is that a legitimate listing. If I saw that car for that money I’d be tripping over myself to buy it.

So now it’s a Taycan’t.

So much this. I used to consider myself conservative, but nowadays they’ve just run away from the entire core belief.

An airplane’s maximum steering yoke deflection is typically 90 degrees.

Pre-emptive