Time to repackage this race as DeathRace.

Former WWE Hardcore Champion Steve Blackman's seen better days.

I believe you just wrote South Park's series finale.

Because the only money they really have goes towards future lawsuits?

Fool me once Aliens video game...

The Black Qiraji mount should be renamed the "Yes, I honestly played Vanilla WoW" mount.

You could have just stared at the countdown clock over his head.

What's Oakland's stance on dancing?

There is some chance given how hard some teams are with the cap, so not having to sign a pick that isn't going to help could help? *Shrug*

All that mayonnaise going straight to the brain.

The facial recognition program that somehow captures a snapshot of Heller's moving face and identifies him as "James Heller, U.S. President" is ridiculous and will never be spoken of again.

You forgot to tip your fedora then rally to 4chan.

Michael Bay bro?

The problem is the Players Union will say that's discrimination because Wade gets paid more than the average (or even just more than others) so he's being targeted rather than fairly penalized. It'll end up in a loop that never gets solved.

I think EA just gave the world of horrible journalism "the money shot" by giving the world a video game that makes you rob banks and being a corrupt cop. I can just see this being the B Roll footage Fox News will claim every gun death and crime was the source of.

Alabamississippi. You can rename them the confederacy and no one would bat an eye.

This just in, zero surprises given.

He immediately adds depth to the Mets middle relief.

Also, it's nice to see James Woods doing color commentary.

I would disagree, even though it came in just before Christmas '97.

Still less appalling than allowing Justin Bieber to tweet.