His last "great" idea was just taking the HBO movie of the same subject, adding more CGI to it, then going on "The Daily Show" and griping no one wanted to distribute it.

"Why bother watching the Phantom Menace in 3D, when we can watch 'The Pain Olympics' with a John Williams soundtrack?"

Yes, her.

Why would no one want this amazing one?

White People Problems.

No, I really want them to reimagine the DaFoe movie. ;)

Flight of the Intruder, Disney loves their properties, just float the idea and they'll do it.

That's what China needs, another location no one will visit.

Rex Mathesion as the new, Americanized Jack? Pass.

Pretty sure "Children of Earth" did that, but I'll agree there's far too much filler.

Just have a legacy rating that fluctuates between yearly releases, then have your review merely be why the score changed.

Next thing you know, Jalopnik will try to tell me that James May actually knows where he's going.

I've won a round of CivWorld with the French, so, seriously, all bets are off.

It's Lara Flynn Boyle without the eating disorder.

Like I asked my friends and on facebook, and sorta mentioned here ("The show grinds to a halt so the show can answer a question that a handful of time-travel nerds want an answer to — and the answer is really bogus.")

Also, that's not planking.

Go big or go home...make it bigger!

Please, if Microsoft came out with a keyboard and mouse for the XBox, the frat douches who are afraid of PC gaming would run for the hills.

I don't think she's a slut for doing one tape...she did do two tapes.

This is how.