Everyone, give yourself a hand for going this long without a "In Soviet Russia, Deus Ex plays you!" joke.

Totally thought the same thing.

I'll believe it when 4 B-Actors and Kristin Bell break into Skywalker Ranch again.

I'm all for wrestling, but, Hogan's pushing 60 and sporting a back brace most days. Not exactly an exciting idea for a Kinect game.

You didn't see "Clash of the Titans?"

It was a series on TNT, before they knew what Drama was.

"I'm not gonna force it" apparently means, run to your local news channel and blow it WAY out of proportion.

I said that when the Tekken movie leaked and everyone thought I was joking. King of Fighters was god awful!

You know, EA had a game with a lot of DLC that the fans loved too...

I'm just saying the only good Spiderman movie had Randy Savage in it. ;)

I know it's not a Jack Sparrow thing to do, but in the same time he did all that, he could have just run out the door given there were no guards to his right.

Where was the promotional stunt asking the same XBox users about the "Red Ring of Death?"

I still want Sony to build AT-ATs. Is that unreasonable?

I get the younger version of the baddie seeing himself, but the article failed to mention the asian lady and child who show up. They just random people walking through the museum where a mini-beatdown is happening?

Don't give someone at the CW an idea.

So, it's easier to use a google search string to search Amazon.com as opposed to just going to Amazon.com and doing a name search?

You sure those aren't the kupas from the live action Mario Brothers movie?

That's true, but just going off wikipedia (I know, I know) she doesn't even have the German lineage (French and Swedish). Not busting balls in the least.

Joanna Lumley...and she's already been The Doctor.

Not counting the 1940s, when has someone born in Paris, France been German?